Bill Gates is worth enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4 year college -gasp-
This gives me an idea :P
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick." is the hardest tongue twister in the english language. (If said fast)
Woow, I can't say it. :O
Can you?
Honoring those who improve the species...by accidentally removing themselves from it!
The Darwin Awards is people who have accidentallly killed themselves or have hurt themselves.
For stories about the people, you can go to this site. http://darwinawards.com/
There is also a movie about it, I highly recommend it to you. It is quite funny.
This is one story.
(February 1981, California) Phoenix Field airport in Fair Oaks had been subject to recurring petty thefts from neighborhood teenagers, so a security firm was retained to patrol the grounds. Thefts decreased sharply, but fuel consumption was on the rise. This puzzling situation continued until late one night, when a passerby noticed a flaming airplane on the field.
By the time the fire department arrived, the plane had completely melted into the tarmac. While they extinguished the residual flames, the passerby noticed a uniformed figure lying facedown several yards away. It was a security guard!
He was revived and questioned.
Turns out he had been siphoning fuel from small planes to use in his car. The plane he selected that night had a unique fuel storage system involving hollow, baffled wing spars. When the determined guard shoved the siphon in, it stubbed against the first baffle. No matter how he twisted, pushed, and pulled the hose, he could not siphon any fuel from the plane.
Exasperated, he lit a match to see inside the tank... and the rest is history.
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. *tugs shirt* Daoo..
That if 7/11s are open 24/7 all year round, why do they have locks on the door?
That cargos are carried on ships, and shipments are carried in cars?
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
- Steven Wright
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
If the enemy is in view, so are you.
The saying "It's always the last place you look." Well of course it is, why would you keep looking once you've already found it!
That the earlier you set your alarm clock the more you can sleep in?
I always do that :)
That depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.
That anything good in life is illegal, immoral or fattening?
That Princess Daisy never gets kidnapped but Princess Peach does? Maybe she's not that popular...
This cool math trick?
This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun. It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read …
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 …. If you haven’t, add 1755.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e, how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are >> YOUR AGE!
Hehe, don’t be so surprised. You know, this is a math trick. You probably have entered enough information to calculate your age along the 6 steps.
This annoying notice?
To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice about Notices. You may have noticed the increased number of notices for you to notice. We notice that some of our notices have been noticed. On the other hand, some of our notices have not been noticed. This is very noticeable. It is noticed that the responses to the notices have been noticeably unnoticeable. This notice is to remind you to notice the notices and respond to the Notices because we do not want the noticed to go unnoticed.
--NOTICE COMMITTEE FOR NOTICING NOTICES--
That they still haven't had a cure for a cold?
That "news" stands for north, east, west and south? I was like "omg" when i found out yesterday.
That M&M's were created so people wouldn't get chocolate on their fingers?
| Your Personality is Very Rare (ENTP) |
 Your personality type is optimistic, curious, enthusiastic, and open. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 5% of all men. You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving. |
| You Are Ernie |
 Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times. You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun. How you life your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you! |
| You Are the Index Finger |
 You are ambitious, driven, and capable. You aren't afraid to take responsibility for your actions - or place the blame on whoever deserves it. You are honest, free thinking, and objective. You see things in your own way - and you aren't afraid to let everyone know about it. You get along well with: The Thumb Stay away from: The Ring Finger |
| You Inner Gender is Female |
 You're sensitive, caring, and willing to connect with anyone who's open to you. You make friends easily, and you enjoy all sorts of conversations. You understand most people you meet - better than they understand themselves. You're totally a woman... or at the very least, your soul is female. |
| You are "Face with Glasses" |
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This website? www.blogthings.com
In this blog there are different quizzes you can take.
Some examples are "How Lucky are you?", "How sarcastic are you?", "Are you ID, ego or superego?", "What's your blogging personality" and many more.
Here are some of the tests I took.
They are usually about your personality, and I think they're pretty accurate.
| Your Blogging Type is Unique and Avant Garde |
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That you can't you get a tan on your palms?
That "this sucks" and "this blows" mean pretty much the same thing?
You know when you sometimes put A as 1, B as 2, C as 3 etc... like you know codes.
When you put them in multiples of 6, i.e. A as 6, B as 12, C as 18 etc... and then replace the letters of computers with numbers, i.e C=16 and add them all up it becomes 666.....number of the devil...
C=18 O=90 M=78 P=96 U=126 T=120 E=30 R=108
16+90+78+96+126+120+30+108=....
666...
From a comedian...
"Could we just stop killing each other because we're different religions? My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend.."
That the 100% cause of death is birth?
That people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
That Sally sold seashells by the sea shore when we could just pick them up anyway?
That we say an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
ō_ō That we sing "Rock a bye baby" to our babies to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? ō_ō
That if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
That people say "it's an ATM machine", but they're really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
That we assume Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
That flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
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There's a blog born every half second...
That we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
It is 1 day from April Fool's Day. A prankster's dream.
Some pranks:
Hurry Up
Change the cursor on the victim’s computer. Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel->Mouse, and select the “Pointers” tab. Then change the cursor to the hourglass image. Now the victim will think their computer is stuck on a task endlessly.
Disappearing Desktop
First, take a screen shot of the victim’s desktop (press the “Print Screen” button). Then open up a Paint program and press “Paste.” Save the image in bitmap format and quit Paint. Set this image to be the Desktop background image (right-click on the desktop, choose Properties, click the “Display” tab, press the “Browse” button, find your image, hit “Open,” then “OK”). Finally, hide all the desktop icons (right-click on the desktop, choose “Arrange Icons By,” then unclick “Show Desktop Items.” Now their desktop will look normal, but when they try to click on the icons nothing will happen!
Let Me Out
This trick works best on the bathroom door, but can be done on other rooms as well. Remove the doorknobs and turn them around so the lock is on the outside. Then push the button or turn the lock so it will lock automatically when the door is shut. The victim probably won’t notice the switcheroo and will lock themselves in.
Cyas,
Syfox
That we duck when its raining? I mean does anybody think they're not gonna get wet?
That we call "building" when it is already built?
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
More than 2500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products.
If humans evolved from monkeys or apes, why are they still here?
That the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are the same tune?
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star:
CCGGAAG
FFEEDDC
GGFFEED
GGFFEED
CCGGAAG
FFEEDDC
Alphabet Song
CCGGAAG
GGFFEEEED
GGFEED
GFEED
CCGGAAG
FFEEDDC
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