Bill Gates is worth enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4 year college -gasp-
This gives me an idea :P
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick." is the hardest tongue twister in the english language. (If said fast)
Woow, I can't say it. :O
Can you?
Honoring those who improve the species...by accidentally removing themselves from it!
The Darwin Awards is people who have accidentallly killed themselves or have hurt themselves.
For stories about the people, you can go to this site. http://darwinawards.com/
There is also a movie about it, I highly recommend it to you. It is quite funny.
This is one story.
(February 1981, California) Phoenix Field airport in Fair Oaks had been subject to recurring petty thefts from neighborhood teenagers, so a security firm was retained to patrol the grounds. Thefts decreased sharply, but fuel consumption was on the rise. This puzzling situation continued until late one night, when a passerby noticed a flaming airplane on the field.
By the time the fire department arrived, the plane had completely melted into the tarmac. While they extinguished the residual flames, the passerby noticed a uniformed figure lying facedown several yards away. It was a security guard!
He was revived and questioned.
Turns out he had been siphoning fuel from small planes to use in his car. The plane he selected that night had a unique fuel storage system involving hollow, baffled wing spars. When the determined guard shoved the siphon in, it stubbed against the first baffle. No matter how he twisted, pushed, and pulled the hose, he could not siphon any fuel from the plane.
Exasperated, he lit a match to see inside the tank... and the rest is history.
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. *tugs shirt* Daoo..
That if 7/11s are open 24/7 all year round, why do they have locks on the door?
That cargos are carried on ships, and shipments are carried in cars?
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
- Steven Wright
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
If the enemy is in view, so are you.
The saying "It's always the last place you look." Well of course it is, why would you keep looking once you've already found it!
That the earlier you set your alarm clock the more you can sleep in?
I always do that :)
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