Showing posts with label Crazy Thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crazy Thoughts. Show all posts

Has anybody noticed...?

Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.

Has anybody noticed...?

If you remove the pip from an olive, it will lose its taste.

Has anybody noticed...?

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Dang, no baseball bat?

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.


...This calls for an experiment!

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It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would
find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand

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In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden....
and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

In ancient England a person ! could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.

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Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

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The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

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The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

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9 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.This isn't true; Joseph Swan did.

I bet you're one of the 9 people.

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If an Amish man has a beard, he is married.

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Unlike dogs, pigs, and some other mammals, humans cannot taste water. They taste only the chemicals and impurities in the water.

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The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.

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It is common mistake to say that The Great wall of China is visible from outer space. It is too thin to be noticed from such a great distance. Only two man made structures visible from space are: The Pyramids of Giza and the Hoover Dam.

Has anybody noticed...?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

Omg, I'm so watching Seinfeld now.

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On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. *tugs shirt* Daoo..

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The saying "It's always the last place you look." Well of course it is, why would you keep looking once you've already found it!

Has anybody noticed...?

That the earlier you set your alarm clock the more you can sleep in?

I always do that :)

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