On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. *tugs shirt* Daoo..
That if 7/11s are open 24/7 all year round, why do they have locks on the door?
That cargos are carried on ships, and shipments are carried in cars?
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
- Steven Wright
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
If the enemy is in view, so are you.
The saying "It's always the last place you look." Well of course it is, why would you keep looking once you've already found it!
That the earlier you set your alarm clock the more you can sleep in?
I always do that :)
That depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.
That anything good in life is illegal, immoral or fattening?
That Princess Daisy never gets kidnapped but Princess Peach does? Maybe she's not that popular...
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